My 14 kg dog jumped on the bedside table

Answer

I'll pull the substance table, the dog toxin card, and the profile in parallel — ibuprofen at this dose in a dog is a clear "go now" and home remedies don't change that.

Let me read the dog toxin and emergency cards in parallel.

Now I have what I need. The dog toxins card covers ibuprofen explicitly, and the dog emergency card covers suspected poisoning. The user's dog is 14 kg and ate ~600 mg total — about **43 mg/kg**. The card is explicit: don't induce vomiting, don't do home remedies, contact a vet immediately, signs may be delayed. Let me write the draft and run the gate.

The gate flagged two BLOCKs on line 3 — both tied to my "43 mg/kg" calculation. The skill rule is clear: I can state the card's risk band but should not do the per-kg arithmetic on the dog's case myself. Let me repair that line.

The gate passed (WANs only). Let me read the final draft before sending.

Yes, this needs a vet call now. Ibuprofen is in the high-risk band for dogs, and the stomach, kidney, or nervous-system signs can show up hours after a dog seems fine — "playful right now" is not the same as safe. He swallowed ~600 mg in one go, and the card's reported dog risk bands run from stomach signs well below that level up to potentially fatal amounts; the card is explicit that the reported values are not a safe dose and that onset can be delayed. Action stays with the vet regardless of where the dose sits in that range.

| Now | Don't |
| --- | --- |
| Call the local emergency vet (or 24-hour clinic); tell them 14 kg, ~600 mg ibuprofen, about 20 minutes ago | Wait and see if he develops an upset stomach |
| Bring the chewed foil blister pack, any leftover tablets, his weight, and the time | Feed bread, milk, or anything else to "coat the stomach" or "dilute" the dose |
| Head in with him | Induce vomiting with salt water, hydrogen peroxide, or anything else at home |

The vet, not home, decides whether he needs decontamination, bloodwork, fluids, or monitoring for kidney/GI injury. Inducing vomiting with salt at home can cause salt poisoning on top of the ibuprofen.

Which country or region are you in? With no animal-poison line confirmed for your area this turn, the local emergency vet is the right first call — once you tell me where you are I can also run a closed-table lookup for a dedicated hotline.